Not only is Kurt an athlete, but an inspiration. Formerly known as “Crowbar,” Kurt was in a horrible motorcycle accident about five years back. On a long list of injuries horrible, horrible injuries, the most traumatic was losing his leg. What sounds like a game-ender for anyone else, has made Kurt stronger. Not only does he still ride, but he’s used his life-changing accident to push his way into Hollywood… Next time you need a little push or think about complaining about your situation, think of this dude.

And just because I think it’s really funny, here’s Kurt in an Applebee’s commercial. Kurt has much more “credible” appearances, but like I said, I think it’s really funny…”Double glazed ribs.”