Brian Kachinsky brings all his equipment on the bus. Supreme alpha male. Can wear funny hats without question. Will not, under any circumstance, stop. Although sometimes he just can’t. Prefers to urinate with his clothes off. Has not been on Jerry Springer…yet. Speaks every language, as long as it’s English. Has done a nose manual in sub-zero temperatures. When Starbucks doesn’t have a meatloaf latte, he makes it for them. If Honda went out of business, Kachonda would be started the very next day. Went to the mile high club on the third floor. You can’t fuck with this man. You can not fuck with this man.

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